It's just like the Real World with babies
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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