I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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