Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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