I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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