just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
