pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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