So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
