I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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