He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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