My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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