Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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