we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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