Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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