i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this just has baby written all over it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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