I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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