my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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