girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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