Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
