Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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