she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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