dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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