BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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