they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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