There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Randomize
