he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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