I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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