Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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