So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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