My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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