He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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