Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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