I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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