i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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