is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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