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how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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