i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He? As in you personified your dick?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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