I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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