I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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