It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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