Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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