if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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