wat bout pragnant strippers??
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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