It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Is it because I queefed?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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