week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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