I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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