you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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