We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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