I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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