i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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