yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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