He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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